Chapter 1
Hello there! I mean hello sir! I’m realy sorry that I said that! I would delete it but I don’t know how to use this email……thing……gadget. By the way if you are not in the frosty pheonix agency (the FPA if it’s shortened) it means you have to stop reading right now (and that my email thingy broke again). Anyway, I’m gonna start from the beginning (because the beginning is very important) though you probably know most of this, because if your still reading you are my boss.
I was walking (like on any other day) to school when, suddenly……..absolutely nothing happened!!! Got you there didn’t I? I mean SORRY! Anyway I should keep going. I got to school, did my school work and while I was going back home I got hit on the back of my head!
I woke up and I realised I was tied to a chair (great day isn’t it). I was really confused and a bit angry at the people who did this but somehow, I wasn’t that scared (maybe they hit me too hard on the head). I should be scared when I just got hit on the back my head, dragged to some unknown place and held captive but the bit I thought about most was: why did someone do this to me?
Suddenly I heard a voice come from some speakers but it had a very weird thick accent: ”So, you are agent PS’s son EH” my head was still ringing so I barely understood what they said and for some reason they shouted eh really loud. But when I realized what they said I immediatly thought of my dad, Peter Sanguine and said ”My dad is not an agent!!!” and they said ”You have a dad?” at that moment I realized how stupid the people who captured me were (very stupid) and I was about to answer but then he cut me off ”It doesn’t matter! This is why we need you, to tell us stuff about your mum so we can deafeat her.” After he said this the door to the room I was in got kicked down.
Then I became really confused about what was happening until I saw my mum, when I became even more confused. I had so many questions but most of all I wanted to know why my mum here! I thought they said my dad was an agent, not my mum, don’t get me wrong I was really happy that she was here because she could call the police so of course I told her to do just that and her reply really shocked me: “It’s funny that you think that will help you, those guys need information to find you and what are you gonna tell them, that your trapped in someones basement? Besides I can handle theese guys by myself!” and at that moment I was the most confused I have ever (and I mean ever) been in my life! What does she mean by all of that?
What my mum did next was the weirdest thing I ever saw: she toook out a piece of coal and threw it at the door then it exploded and from one second to the next the room was covered in pitch black smoke. Then she was next to me with a pair of weird looking googles with a fire emblem on them. She took out a lipstick (which weirdly had a snowflake on it) and clicked a button on it and it shot out a laser which cut through the ropes which tied me to the chair. What happened next was like in the spy movies (but better). She pulled out an umbrella from God knows where and started shooting theese tranquilizers which melted after they hit something (which later on I learnt was so she doesn’t leave any traces of her being there) but she shot not one, not two but three tranquilizers at a time (one from each of her gloves and one from her umbrella).
My mum took out a rocket from her hand bag and put it on top of her umbrella-gun and then shot it at the nearest wall. One second later she is dragging me through the hole she made in the wall and made me jump from 20 meters(or around 65 feet) up. She didn’t even look scared doing it she just grabbed her hand bag and put it on her back so quick I barely saw her doing it and it turned into a jet pack and we flew away.
5 minutes later we were in this small bank and I wanted to ask where we were when she just jumped and literally went through the ground, she went through the white concrete (but you would know since you are my boss) and I jumped on it and nothing happened then my mum’s hand came out from the concrete and grabbed my leg and I went through the concrete too!
Chapter 2
After a 20 second trip down a massive slide I landed in on the softest thing I have ever touched! After a while my mum managed to drag me off of the thing. “What is this amazingly soft thing” I asked amazed by the wonderful material “This alloy is called bupaurus but we call it bup for short!” she replied “It’s made out of gold and other things but it’s so rare we have to make it in a lab and it is not available or known by the public.” “Well then how do we know about it?” “You are not dumb, you know the answer!” and I did . MY PARENTS WERE SPIES!!!
“I NEED TO SIT DOWN!!!” I yelled “DON’T SHOUT!!!” my mum shouted. Then we both started laughing and laughing and then I started crying because I was SO confused (we would all be if we found out our parents were spies) “It’s okay” muttered my mum while hugging me. “You will get used to it! In the meantime we get cool agent stuff.” and I smiled, she was right, why am I crying when I am literally living every childrens dream? Then we went to look gadgets.
THERE WERE SO MANY GADGETS!!!! Like a flamethrower which (when you push a hidden button) can also shoot a frost ray (basically shoots out very concentrated liquid nitrogen with a very strong blast of wind), corrosive acid and a very horribly scented liquid. There were so many guns like ones which shot a tracking device, one which shot a laser ray, ones which shot knife blades and a machine gun which shot SWORD BLADES!!! But the most impressive area was the car park. It was so big that I could not have imagined that it could have possibly fit under the bank! There were cars with machine guns, flying cars, floating ca…. (ERROR: SPOKEN TOO FAST AND TOO LONG TO BE RECORDED)………. and those are all the cars I saw. Actually I also saw…. (ERROR: SPOKEN TOO FAST AND TOO LONG TO BE RECORDED)………. sorry if I rambled on a bit too much about cars. But the thing all the gadgets and cars had in common was that they had this fire emblem on them.
Then came the time for me to meet you, boss. While I know that you know what happened here I’ll just tell it to you since you meet so many people in a day and time has passed since then and I can’t expect you to remember everything(even though you might be able to). I’m going to tell you anyway.
I walked in your room really nervously and for the second I was in there the I got a glimpse of you but all I saw was your black outfit before my mum pulled me out of the room and said: “Are you insane?” and when she saw I was confused she said:”A person who wasn’t supposed to be here waltzes in the room!” I kind of understood after she said that so……. wait………. this thing is telling me the voice message is too long and I have to send it in parts so I will send you the next part soon
(VOICE MESSAGE ENDED)
