HELLO, I am Pizzaroni. You probably seen my first story, if you didn’t go and see it! So I began running or how you humans see it kind of rolling. I was rolling and rolling till I have been cornered at a waterfall I could choose to either jump in the water(even if they evolved to live in the water) or try to run in them and avoid them in the hope they don’t catch me. I don’t know what to do!!!
I decided I will risk it and try to run past them, because I am pretty sure they evolved so they swim faster than me. It all happened in half a second. I dived past them while they jumped into the water. That was close. I am happy I made the right choice.
I finaly arrived at the fry temple. The last two old foods are them and us. I should probably explain: do you rember the 3 floods? Yes? All right then. We (the pizzas) survived the floods and so did fries. So now we all hate each other and now I was trying to infiltrate in their temple to spy on them. The thing is pizzas don’t really look like fries. So I needed to go in stealth mode.
I started the mission I went to the door and I said the best distraction ever: “Pizza delivery.” then I realized what I said and I added: “It’s for free!!!” they opened. I mean, who says NO to free pizza. Then I sneaked past him. Inside they were a lot of fry statues like “The fry whose name must not be said” and “Fryo, the hero of the civil war of Fryin”(Fryin is their capital city) and lots of their trash.
Now I was at the intresting part. They were allies with the pepperoni, and they lied that they survived with their interior potato power!!! I need to get back to my house to tell my family!
I ran to the door but then i have seen the fry master coming to his office (which by the way I am in). I hiden in the best place you could hide in…..and that is behind a tea cup that is 7 times smaller than me but I don’t know how (probably with x-ray stuff) he saw me. I couldn’t hold it so I asked him:”how did you see me?”and he said “With x-ray glasses of cours!!!” “I KNEW IT!!!”I shouted “Don’t talk in capitals!!!”he shouted as he threw his knife in my elbow. Ketchup poured down my arm. Then I have seen I needed to fight to get out of this.
I got out my mushroom gun. I put my hand out the window. I aimed for my home and then shot. Oh sorry, did I say gun I wanted to say grapling hook. Now that we know they are not as powerful as we thought we can win war!
3 years later.
We won the the 3 years war. Even if lots of pizzas died we killed all the fries. We are the dominating food!!!!!
