The PIZZA HERO

My teacher, ketchup, taught me to explain with details but I am just going to say it straight. I am a pizza. My name is, Pizzaroni. You would probably think I am an laboratory experiment but no, I am not. I am an living pizza like every other pizza. Made by my mom, Oveny and my dad, MARIO the italian food cook. Now lets just start the story.

It’s Halloween, and while I fly thrown by a naughty kid, I see something that even a pizza knows it’s bad. A wave that it’s so high that it’s twice bigger than an 150 floors sky scraper or even more(to be fair I don’t know how big it is I just know it’s gigantic) and the next second, all I know it’s I am in the water next to a passenger filled vehicle.

I wake up. It seems like I am on mount everest. You ask me how I know that? Well, there is a flag that says “I climbed mount Everest!” and I am pretty sure there is no where else someone could live because: Mount Everest is 8.848 m high and the second biggest mountain (K2) is 8,611 metres high, so that is 237 metres distance and the water is closer than 200 metres (Mister Mayonnaise thaught me the geography and Miss Ketchup the maths).

I thought I could find a way to suck the water, but there was too much water for one pizza so I decided to lay down for a bit and heard that the ones who made the flood are the PEPPERONI!!!!! They hate humans because they eat pepperoni and they hate pizzas because…. to be fair I don’t know why they hate pizzas. “Finaly, we escaped from being eaten by the humans and that should teach the pizzas to have pepperoni in all types of pizza!” said the biggest one (so that answers my question).

So then I started a fight I threw my cheese lassou and I sliced them with my crust swords (by the way I have two of them) and they started jumping on me I kicked them, stabbed them and threw them with my lassou. After that all of them were dead and I was very hurt.

30 days later…..

I am all right now. With my family I sucked up the water and threw it into space. We found no humans alive. It sems like the humans that didn’t die by being drowned died by being electrocuted by the many electronics they have(because electricity travels through water).

100 years later…..

It seems like humans evolved into robots but when the flood came again I forgot to tell them that metal can be electrocuted too. Sorry humans!!!

150 years later…..

The flood came again!!!!!! At least this time humans were ready. They were made from a material that can’t be electrocuted and they could breath under water without any equipment!!! GO HUMANS GO!!!!!

After the last flood…

The humans seen me surviving the last flood they thought I am a magic pizza. Now they want to EAT ME because they think if they eat me they will have magic powers ARGHHH…….by!!! I should run now.

The End

Comment if you would like part 2!!!